The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

From the number one bestselling author of Trainspotting

Meet Lucy Brennan – an aggressive personal trainer who has just become a media hero after taking down a would-be gunman in Miami.

The one witness to the daring rescue is Lena Sorensen – an overweight depressive who is becoming increasingly obsessed with Lucy…

Irvine Welsh’s latest creation captures the two great obsessions of our time – how we look and where we live – and tells a story so subversive and dark it blacks out the Florida sun.


“[Welsh] has never written with greater verve... This is a novel packed with energy.”

- Tom Adair - Scotsman

“Shady, crazy and dark.”

- Shortlist

“Welsh doesn’t disappoint… Bag yourself a ringside seat.”

- Elena Seymenliyska - Daily Telegraph

The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins